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| User: | osmiumtetroxide (3774991) my fake chemistry minor
...a love affair... |
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| Name: | Os Mium | |||||||
| Location: | Tucson, Arizona, United States | |||||||
| Birthdate: | 08-02 | |||||||
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| Bio: | My torment occurs while attending the University of Arizona with a fake chemistry minor. My love for chemistry is reciprocated only by its obvious hatred of me. I pursue it diligently yet my end reward is its spite and rejection. And this is the documentation of that love affair. | |||||||
| Interests: | 131: acetal, acid anhydrides, acid halides, acids, alcohols, aldehydes, aldol condensation, alkanes, alkenes, alkynes, amides, amines, analytical chemistry, anti-markovnikov, aromatics, arrogant biochemistry majors, atomic absorption, atoms, azides, bases, beer-lambert’s law, benedict's test, benzene, benzyne, buckyballs, cannizzaro reaction, carboxylic acids, catallaxy, chemical brothers, chemical equations, chemical formulas, chemical names, chemical warfare, chemistry, chemistry labs, chemistry professors, chromates, chromatography, claisen rearrangement, college of pharmacy, cowboy bebop, cycloalkanes, diels-alder reaction, diols, donald rumsfeld, economics, electrophiles, epoxides, esters, ethers, fake chemistry minors, fake marriages, foreign teachers assistants, friedel-crafts acylation, gabriel synthesis, gas chromatography, general chemistry, gilman reagents, gravimetry, gringard reagents, halides, hatred of biology, hell-vollard-zelinsky halogenation, hot old professors, hot teaching assistants, hplc, hydrolysis, imide, imines, infared spectroscopy, internet forums, ion chromatography, iupac, jones’ oxidation, ketones, lithium aluminum hydride, malonic ester synthesis, mass spectrometry, michael reaction, molecular formulas, molecular models, neil gaiman, nitriles, nmr, nucleophiles, organic chemistry, osmium tetroxide, oxidizing agents, oximes, ozone, peracids, periodic acid, periodic table of elements, permanganates, peroxides, pharmacology, pharmacy technicians, political fiction, politics, pomegranates, postwhoring, prep room, reducing agents, robert heinlein, robinson annulation, sappy romance novels, science fiction, semicarbazones, sodium borohydride, spectroscopy, stealing souls, stock room, stoichiometry, stupid lab partners, sulfides, taxidermistry, terpenes, terry pratchett, the cure, the walking undead, thin layer chromatography, thiols, titrations, tollens test, tosylates, university of arizona, weapons of mass destruction, wittig reaction, wolff-kishner reaction, ylides, zombies | |||||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||||
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| Mutual Friends: | 1: quirkyfemme | |||||||
| Also Friend of: | 2: ashlle1, sajas | |||||||
| Member of: | 1: chem_haters | |||||||
| Account type: | Basic Account | |||||||

